when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
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I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
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just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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