I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
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Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
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Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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