It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
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Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
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Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
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