I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
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We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
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we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
tell me about the fingering
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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