i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
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Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
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It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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