I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
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Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
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walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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