Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
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Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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