Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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