Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
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I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
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I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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