its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
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Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
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Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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