You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
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you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
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Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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