You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
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Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
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All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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