Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
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Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
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You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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