I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
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Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
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And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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