guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
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How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
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Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
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