I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
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I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
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Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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