I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
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Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
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I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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