We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
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I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
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It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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