and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
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You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
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You. Win. At. Life.
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I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
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