It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
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Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
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Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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