also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
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on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
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Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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