The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
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I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
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She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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