She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
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He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
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I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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