I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
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The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
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Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I am one with the molecules
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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