I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
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he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
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I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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