did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
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Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
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Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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