why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize