I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
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making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
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The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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