Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
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he quoted the bible to break up with me
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
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After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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