life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
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You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
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I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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