Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
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Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
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you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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