Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
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She kept screaming "best case scenario"
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
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Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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