go do what you do best...puke behind churches
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
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I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
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NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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