Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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