was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
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A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
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Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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