I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
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It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
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Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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