No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
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I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
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Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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