# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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