Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
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You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
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ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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