never play flip cup with pint glasses
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
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and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
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My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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