Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
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My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
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That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
try to milk me bitch
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