we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
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I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
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I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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