the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
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tequila makes me forget i have legs
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
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One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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