It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
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I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
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You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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