on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
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The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
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You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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