Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
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you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
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You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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