So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
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i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
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I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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