How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize