where does the pee come out of this thing
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
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You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
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"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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