goodnight i made you a song goodbye
where am i from again
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
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stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
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I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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