I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
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Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
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We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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