I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Randomize