About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
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Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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